Ever since my marriage broke up I’m worried I might be becoming a recluse. Soon people will travel to me for wisdom or something.
ok things may have happened last nihgt but im sure nobody saw
now I know satah doesnt normally replace body parts with vegetables but bear with me here that carrot was hilariously fucked up
i have seen so many great boobs toay you guys boobs all over the pace. like… some were the cleavagey type, some werent. but they were all great. i dont even know, man. i dont even know
ok look how about i just show you all my penis to break the tension
i may have just accientaly publically tumbled about my penis. no one saw tat right? rght\ oh gos
oh man. slightly drunk. this almost never happens. Now I’m tumbling like a true satah. liek what do I do next. i think i take pictures of myself or something hang on
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