June 2012
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i’ve realised all I want from life is a room where I can illustrate and write and be connected to the internet. I’m so content when I get paid creative work to do. I basically do it from 8am - 11pm every day.
Ah.
Oh no!
koholint:
has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
Yes you have to lie on a haemorrhoids pillow
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every now and again something I’ve posted in the past suddenly picks up momentum on tumblr and then my entire tumblr dashboard becomes a sea of “x liked…” “y liked…” “z reblogged…”
Not that I’m compaining. But I wonder how really popular tumblr dudes actually get to see any actual posts.
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“We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills, critical thinking skills...”
– The Texas Republican 2012 platform, which officially opposes teaching students “critical thinking skills.”
Read 4 more of the Texas GOP’s craziest policies.
(via think-progress)
Texas is fucked
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Anonymous asked: Are you aware that the Durex XXL ad is a fake? Great points made throughout your article, but based on a fake advert nonetheless.
wanderblog replied to your photoset: Some alternative FemFresh adverts I made.
are we talkin vagina, tho, or vulva?
well both, really. Especially vagina, though.
I’m getting pretty damn good at screenwriting.
By which I mean, I’m not writing amazing oscar winning screenplays, but I can channel the ideas, pictures and scenes in my imagination into screenplay format as easily as I can write prose or pencil a picture. It’s become second nature to me. Which is great.
Now to write an oscar winning screenplay!
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valerieveracious replied to your photoset: Continuing the project of “large nude women doing…
wow wow wow I love the plants one!
I’m going to do all of your suggestions!
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chibisokka:
I miss the good old days, when sex meant something. Now I say “sex” and everyone is all, “What is sex? What does that word mean”
Primary school teaching can be weird
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Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips →
”Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best - its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit.”
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When Durex stopped making sex sexy: the rise of...
olenskae:
Durex UK posted this on their Facebook page on Wednesday, with the caption “Poor woman…(or maybe lucky one)?” Maybe I’ve had a complete sense of humour failure, rendering me with a complete inability to see a picture of an injured women with plasters on her face as anything but a woman who’s high on her luck that week. I was under the misapprehension that half of the fun of sex lies...
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My drawings of large women are probably the most popular thing I’ve ever shared on tumblr
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Texts By Ben →
We’ve started blogging the ridiculously sausage-fingered texting of our friend Ben.
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Cash Club
At school, my friends and I invented a ridiculous game and, a few years ago, I wrote up the rules as a comic on Chain Bear.
Now it’s gone semi viral on the internet, and I’m waiting for the NYT headlines to come in over the first high school fatalities.
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