Practising editing shit by videoing everything. This was the stag do I went on.
for the last few days I’ve had a constant frustrating feeling of wanting to have sex with everyone. Everyone. I’m pretty sure this is how I felt at 15.
Cat articulates his existence →
hands down the best cat video on the net
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (3)
…won the £125 jackpot in Bingo
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (2)
… kayaked with dolphins (who weren’t in kayaks themselves)
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (1)
…got on stage and told a boat load of OAPs that my pubic hair was bushy as heck
thinking of becoming a secret prostitute
earlgreysoul replied to your post: I’m back You missed all my food porn from my Londony weekend. How was your break? I turn my back for 1 week and not only do you come to my town, but you food porn it up! Disaster! Never mind, the fjord cruise was worth it!
I was away for a week. What did I miss? Anyone want to go for a cup of tea?
intercourse with biscuits: Belittling depression:... →
brokenbottleboy: The media has a duty to act responsibly. Excuse me while I break off from writing this column to laugh so much that I rupture my spleen. Newspapers in particular, whatever their stripe, deep down feel only one responsibility: the responsibility to get attention at all costs. While Twitter…
wonderbecky: What happens when you can’t find any valid ID and you’re turning 21 at midnight Nothing in most countries ;)
This new android tumblr app takes aaaages to load the pictures
Satah’s been teaching me eir wisdom. I’m all kinds of learning.
there’s something weird about watching pornography blooper reels. The spell is broken.
5 Species you won't believe are related →
Seeing as all life on earth is related, this article title is stupid
Indiana's girls 'the most raped' →
How is this even fucking possible? That number is absurdly high. :( SAD
Professor Jackson's Field Trip →
Professor Jackson’s palaeontology class get to go on a special trip… to the past!