April 2012
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Practising editing shit by videoing everything. This was the stag do I went on.
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for the last few days I’ve had a constant frustrating feeling of wanting to have sex with everyone. Everyone.
I’m pretty sure this is how I felt at 15.
Cat articulates his existence →
hands down the best cat video on the net
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (3)
…won the £125 jackpot in Bingo
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (2)
… kayaked with dolphins (who weren’t in kayaks themselves)
I went on a Cruise last week and ... (1)
…got on stage and told a boat load of OAPs that my pubic hair was bushy as heck
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thinking of becoming a secret prostitute
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earlgreysoul replied to your post: I’m back
You missed all my food porn from my Londony weekend. How was your break?
I turn my back for 1 week and not only do you come to my town, but you food porn it up! Disaster! Never mind, the fjord cruise was worth it!
I'm back
I was away for a week. What did I miss?
Anyone want to go for a cup of tea?
intercourse with biscuits: Belittling depression:... →
brokenbottleboy:
The media has a duty to act responsibly. Excuse me while I break off from writing this column to laugh so much that I rupture my spleen. Newspapers in particular, whatever their stripe, deep down feel only one responsibility: the responsibility to get attention at all costs.
While Twitter…
wonderbecky:
What happens when you can’t find any valid ID and you’re turning 21 at midnight
Nothing in most countries ;)
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This new android tumblr app takes aaaages to load the pictures
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Satah’s been teaching me eir wisdom. I’m all kinds of learning.
there’s something weird about watching pornography blooper reels. The spell is broken.
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5 Species you won't believe are related →
Seeing as all life on earth is related, this article title is stupid
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Indiana's girls 'the most raped' →
How is this even fucking possible? That number is absurdly high. :( SAD
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Professor Jackson's Field Trip →
Professor Jackson’s palaeontology class get to go on a special trip… to the past!
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