tomithejellyfish: unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused wowie thank u please do not get those two things confused
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via howweknewit) Teared up a little bit. For all the Fat girls. And the not-fat girls. For the Girls. For everyone. (via cora-bora) Number 9 is life. (via murrchav)
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself Oh my goodness this is my exact reply everytime. Who are you, my kin across the tumblrverse?
Albus Dumbledore’s words of caution to Harry when discussing the Mirror of...– JK Rowling (via theabbycooper) Bloody Rowling. I shall chase until I die.
So maybe we’ll never meet. Our meat will stay separate, Our friendship electronic, Our eyeline broken by screens. And we’ll follow each other For decades to come and share Stupid shit that we find left Scattered on the internet. And we’re fine with the distance ‘Cause space has no meaning in The age that we live in where We find time the most precious In fifty years time...
irrationalwitch: pottercolours: friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿ #he’s a keeper I’m retumbling mainly for the wonderful hashtag
Abercrombie and Fitch CEO gives me my long-awaited... →
Aisha Tyler to Haters: I Don't Need to Do It For... →
When trolls told Aisha Tyler that she knew nothing about gaming, she wasn’t going to let them off easy. This deserves blogging again: Dear Gamers I play. I’ve played since I was a little kid. Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr. Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat. Since you were a twinge in the left...
books-cupcakes: obisham: docter-who: obisham: I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It Now She’s ENGAGED To It It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit I would read this.
earlgreysoul: They’ve made Penny so dumb now that she’s barely a functional human. Why an I still watching this show? The classic thing that happens with sitcoms, especially American sitcoms that have so many episodes, is that the quirks that flavour each character take over almost completely until each character becomes entirely one dimensional. It’s the chaos theory of sitcoms, what...
I have a massive compulsion to mathematise my sex life.
If someone asks, ‘how many people have you slept with, on average, per year?’ Do you count every year you’ve been alive Or just the years since you got sexybusy?
I was trying to work out the common link between people I’ve been on dates with, because they’re all quite different. But here are some qualities that I’ve noticed: ALMOST CERTAINLY: Cannot drive Drink gin Get genuinely angry if I mention the coalition government Talk on the border of straight and irony Will talk about people they’re sleeping with Are super openly...
earlgreysoul: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are Actually, hot people often seem nicer because they’re hot; the Halo effect has proven that people whom you perceive to be physically attractive will seem friendlier, kinder, thinner, cleverer and more successful than they probably actually are. Psychology! This is worrying.